Thursday, November 17, 2011
CAPTCHA! - Just Being Silly
“The term CAPTCHA (for Completely Automated Public Turing Test To Tell Computers and Humans Apart) was coined in 2000 by Luis von Ahn, Manuel Blum, Nicholas Hopper and John Langford of Carnegie Mellon University. “Source: www.captcha.net
What if the CAPTCHA words were real and had definitions? I made a list of the last 20 words I’ve had to type to verify that I’m a human and these are the definitions I came up with.
jocurie - (zho-ker-ee) this is when a lot of joking is going on in France.
bingeste - its the word bing used for the most searched word of the month.
fainm - happy fame
coushl - easy, this is a cousin council. (When my cousins and I were kids we had many a coushl. We made big plans that we would all live together as adults and do whatever we wanted. We were 11, 9, and 8).
unterc - it’s when you take the stubborn out of someone (Terco is Spanish for stubborn).
baryopon - its playing ping pong in the barrio.
ratrum - this one is easy, it’s rat flavored rum.
quali - a lot of qualifying tests people need to take to get a job these days.
farcie - a fairy that spreads lies.
killigm - people that kill pilgrims
stshar - the sound you make when pretending that you know karate.
comerb - magical herbs that put themselves in your cooking whether you want them or not.
chedes - its when you have too much cheddar and your stomach gets upset. You’ve got a case of the chedes my friend.
ovelyi - Another word for average. Not lovely, not ugly, just ovelyi.
couriont - a fancy courier, you know, for when someone needs to deliver your tea and crumpets.
scearl - it’s a snarl and a squeal or a seal that produces pearls.
ovenwom - another name for a uterus.
forkedu - an educated fork, duh.
lanigan - an extremely large cardigan, or a blanket.
efuura - (shh, its a curse word with a lion roar at the end).